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Man Finds Finger In Sandwich, Eats Around It

TEMPE, Arizona - “I guess you could say that sandwich gave me the finger,” laughs Jason Kitman, adjusting his belt. The 43 year-old Tempe native stopped by Sue’s Cafe, a popular local eatery, to pick up a quick bite on his lunch break. Needless to say, he got a little more than he bargained for.

Mid-way through his “usual” (turkey and ham on wheat toast) Mr. Kitman noticed what he thought was ketchup. “I just figured the kitchen was slammed and it got a little sloppy  back there” he said. But upon further inspection, much to Jason’s mild surprise, it was not ketchup, in fact, it wasn’t even a condiment. It was blood, human blood. Human blood that came from a severed index finger, just above the second knuckle.

"Good thing I didn’t order the foot long!" joked Kitman.

Wednesday, October 24, 2012 Thursday, October 11, 2012
'It's funny because I don't have kids.”

'It's funny because I don't have kids.”

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Monday, October 8, 2012 Friday, October 5, 2012
"Don’t worry, there ain’t gun be none more learnin"

"Don’t worry, there ain’t gun be none more learnin"

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Wednesday, October 3, 2012
"Decisions, decisions."

"Decisions, decisions."

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Monday, October 1, 2012